you won't find this next to the chocolate bunnies yet...

Just ran across this MSN report on a controversial chocolate sculpture entitled "My Sweet Lord". At first I thought I'd just ignore it, then decided, "No, I'll bite." (pun intended)

Cavallaro, an artist known for working with food to create art, sculpted an anatomically correct Jesus using over 200 pounds of milk chocolate. Not surprisingly, the work created controversy (wasn't that the point?!) and sparked an outcry from Christian groups which led to the cancellation of the exhibit.

As of the writing of this post, 47% of those taking an MSN poll found the sculpture offensive, while 47% did not. (6% of folks were undecided.) Wow! Talk about an even split! Because I have a rather offbeat sense of humor, I'm more apt to find the sculpture mildly amusing (especially the name!) than offensive. Of course, I can certainly understand and respect those who do find it offensive. Personally, I'd mostly consider it offensive if I learned that the milk chocolate was hollow -- because that symbolism would be just plain wrong.

patient wisdom

Every now and then, patients share their philosophy of life with me. In fact, I had that happen just today. I was running behind schedule (unfortunately not the most rare occurrence), so I apologized for keeping an elderly man waiting. It turns out he was a "hakuna matata" sort of guy, and was very pleasant about the delay. Actually, he really had a wonderful disposition throughout the exam.

As he was getting ready to leave after his appointment, he told me that he's always tried to remember "you don't have a guarantee stapled to your butt when you come into this world, and you don't get to have a U-Haul attached to your hearse when you leave."

Good point... and interesting imagery.

pasta and prayin'

I've established a fun little tradition for myself. Whenever we visit the WWU bookstore, I make it a point to purchase a book. Hey, it's a win-win! Not only do I get something new to read, but I support #1 Offspring's college too!

The last book I purchased there was Eat Pray Love by Elizabeth Gilbert. This book is really part travelogue, part autobiography, and part spiritual reflection. Depressed after a bitter divorce and complicated love affair, the author sets out on a yearlong path to recovery and self-discovery. She divides the year equally between Italy (where she explores the art of pleasure via food and language), India (where she learns devotion in an Ashram), and Indonesia (where she learns to achieve balance and has a little romance thrown in as well).

Although at times the author seems just a bit too pleased with her own special self, the book is, for the most part, well-written and insightful.

This paragraph sums up pretty nicely what Gilbert learned about happiness:

"People universally tend to think that happiness is a stroke of luck, something that will maybe descend upon you like fine weather if you're fortunate enough. But that's not how happiness works. Happiness is the consequence of personal effort. You fight for it, strive for it, insist upon it, and sometimes even travel around the world looking for it. You have to participate relentlessly in the manifestations of your own blessings. And once you have achieved a state of happiness, you must never become lax about maintaining it, you must make a mighty effort to keep swimming upward into that happiness forever, to stay afloat on top of it. ... It's easy enough to pray when you're in distress but continuing to pray even when your crisis has passed is like a sealing process, helping your soul hold tight to its good attainments."

Some good thoughts there! I'm giving the book 4 out of 5 cat pajamas.




(cats from www.artbyshelley.com)

funny how it's always about vision with me...

Patients sometimes tell me unusual things. Perhaps the darkened eye exam room creates an atmosphere conducive to sharing inner thoughts. For example, I saw a middle-aged woman a while back who confided that she secretly wished she had super powers. Yeah, it was a bit random, but an interesting thought nonetheless. So as I was pondering my "to do" list today, I decided to procrastinate by taking a goofy online quiz to determine which super hero I would be.

Turns out I am Cyclops, which I find rather ironic since part of what I do is work towards helping people achieve decent binocular vision. I would have rather been Invisible Girl (imagine the fun I could have while not being seen), but at least she came up as my #2 ranking.

Here are my results:
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You scored as Cyclops. As the leader of the X-Men, Cyclops is mature, dedicated, and committed to his cause. A bit stuck-up and arrogant at times, he gets angry when people won't work for the good of the team.

Cyclops 80% The Invisible Girl 70% The Human Torch 65% Mr. Fantastic 65% The Hulk 55% Daredevil 55% The Punisher 50% Elektra 40% Storm 35% Blade 30% Spider-Man 30% The Thing 25% Wolverine 25% Which Marvel Super Hero Are You? created with QuizFarm.com

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So....take the quiz and let me know who YOU are!

I'm thinkin' mismatch...

Some things just seem to go together. For example:
* movies and hot, buttery popcorn (yum!)
* a backyard hammock and reading/napping on a summer day (ahhh!)

Two items in the news today point out (at least to me) that some things really don't belong together:

Item #1 Hooters in the Holy Land. (Yeah, that should go a long ways towards building more respect abroad for the U.S. culture.)



Item #2 Ginormous skywalk and viewing platform in the Grand Canyon. (Improving on nature, are we?)



Sigh.

the whooper whoops

I've got some good news and some bad news...

The good news: The Whooper Swan, common to Asia and Europe, has been spotted in northern Washington state! Birders from as far away as Florida have been "flocking" (pun intended) to Skagit County to catch a glimpse, delighting not only the birders but area businesses as well.

The bad news: It's not supposed to be here! The Whooper Swan breeds in the arctic regions of Europe and Asia and is supposed to spend its winters farther south. According to USA Today, ornithologists and conservation groups are saying that "more bird species...are ranging farther north and even staying there for the winter in a possible sign of adaptation to global warming." (full story here)

I don't know about you, but with each new story relating to global warming, my concern for creation ratchets up a notch. If you want to bop around the PC(USA) site to see what they have to say on global warming, click here.

St. Pat's Blast from the Past

While I'm in nostalgia mode and in honor of the day, here's a picture from St. Patrick's Day, mid-70's. I was doing my undergrad work at a small, private, catholic liberal arts college in Montana, and St. Pat's Day was a big deal.

This shot was taken at the traditional (although don't know if they still have it) St Pat's kegger out at Canyon Ferry near Helena. I recall it as a clear, brisk day with snow still on the ground. As you can see, I was holding an Oly cup, but you'll have to trust me when I say that I acted with the utmost decorum.

Happy St. Pat's!