Oh no! You must get into the 12 step program immediately. Unless it's too late. Does your head loll uncontrollably at unpredictable times? Do you call everyone "tootsie" in between pops? And do you break out singing "Lollipop" in public places?
Don't be ashamed. Many suffer from Tootsie Popaholism.
That's exactly why I was a Halloween grinch and didn't buy candy for the Trick or Treaters. Someday, when they're 50 and on a doctor-imposed diet, they will understand.
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Oh no! You must get into the 12 step program immediately. Unless it's too late. Does your head loll uncontrollably at unpredictable times? Do you call everyone "tootsie" in between pops? And do you break out singing "Lollipop" in public places?
Don't be ashamed. Many suffer from Tootsie Popaholism.
I'm laughing too hard at PG's comment to type....
PG, you rock.
You can have all of mine...except for the purple ones.
That's exactly why I was a Halloween grinch and didn't buy candy for the Trick or Treaters. Someday, when they're 50 and on a doctor-imposed diet, they will understand.
PG...hee heee....
I don't have a single tootsie pop left over...my kinders made them into bats and flew them all home.
The red ones are my favs too!
No time to comment on the comments... I'm eating another tootsie pop.
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