Do you feel like there just aren't enough hours in the day? Would you like to watch a full length feature film but can't afford the time? Wellllll, I've got a solution for you! Offspring #2 told me about the concept of "movies in 5 seconds". All of the 'fluff' is cut out, leaving just the essence of the film. There are a bunch of them on you tube. The Titanic one is my favorite:
Yep, what more does one need?!