...I went to Dunkin' Donuts and created one:
It's pumpkin cake with peanut butter icing and pink and orange sprinkles.
Actually they are having a contest. If you are the winner, you'll get a tidy sum of money ($12,000 to be exact) and the honor of having your donut creation produced. If you are one of the finalists you get a year's worth of free donuts and $1,200. I think the $1,200 is to help defray the cost of the cholesterol medicine you'll be needing.
You can make your own donut (and enter the contest) here.