I ran across this cool, time-wasting website called The Hero Factory. You pick from a number of body parts, costume choices, accessories, colors, and weapons. The 'super hero you' (or whomever you've created) then gets displayed on the cover of a comic book.
I don't really get excited about weapons, so I chose to hold a stick -- which I thought could be used either for hiking or poking people for fun. (And there's the whole roasting marshmallow angle too.) Apparently because of this choice, I became Baroness Von Splintery Splinter. I guess that works!