...David (photoshopped below with victory crown and prize mug)!
Although mompriest had some excellent points, I'm going to go with David for making the best sense of the nonsensical for me.
I think Lorette was definitely on to something with her comment: "they're off their meds". (Since she's a physician practicing in the hospital setting, Lorette is in a good position to forward that theory!)
Dust Bunny entered late with a shameless, somewhat desperate attempt to win the mug. Sorry, DB, you needed to actually put forth an explanation to be in the running. :)
Congratulations, David, the mug will be mailed!